Montage

Cranial discomfort

I've had this damn headache ever since we warped out of Talos 4. Three Bayer did nothing. Waited 6 hours after that on Bones instructions, then popped two Tylenol. Took a nap and had weird dreams. Woke up with pain in my temples. Now what? Advil, Ibuprofin, green tea with honey?

In search of the best pork in outer space

"Curious that the captain would not accept my reasoning for going beyond Sigma Draconis 6 for pork bellies. When it comes to the searing effect of radiation on porcine specimens, an outer planet of a red giant star system is far inferior to an inner world of a white dwarf sun." SG

He just couldn't help it

The Enterprise crew watching the talent portion of an intergalactic beauty pageant broadcast

Scotty
Check out the legs on that Romulan!

Dr. McKoy
Quiet Scotty! I’m concentrating.

Chekov
How many tribbles did the Klingon juggle?

Nurse Chapel
Hell if I know. I kinda liked the girl who did an upside down Rigelian folkdance…….but, you know, none of them are really all that attractive.

Captain Kirk
Bones, please check Nurse Chapel’s pulse.

Lieutenant Uhura
What am I doing here with these nutcases?

Spock
A logical, yet unanswerable, questioning of one’s place in time and space lieutenant. Hmmmm, I thought the young lady from Talos 4 was most impressive with her response to “What is the distance of a parsec in nautical miles?” Off by only two million light years.

Sulu
I'm missing "Apollo 13" for this.

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